Old Age Jokes
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Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I want to put it away or make a sandwich."
The second lady said, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs. I don't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."
The third one responded, "Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have that problem. Knock on wood," she rapped her knuckles on the table and said, "That must be the door, I'll get it!".
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The second lady said, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs. I don't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."
The third one responded, "Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have that problem. Knock on wood," she rapped her knuckles on the table and said, "That must be the door, I'll get it!".
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