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Clinton to Chelsea: I want you to marry a boy of my choice
Chelsea: I want to choose my own groom.
Clinton: But the boy is Bill Gates' son.
Chelsea: Well, in that case? Yes
Next Clinton went to Bill Gates
Clinton: I have a bride for your son.
Gates: But my son is too young to marry.
Clinton: But this young girl is a vice-president of IMF.
Gates: "Ah, in that case... Yes
Finally Clinton goes to see the president of the IMF.
Clinton: I have a young woman to be recommended as a vice-president.
President: But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.
Clinton: But this young woman is Bill Gates' daughter-in-law.
President: Ah, in that case? Yes.
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Chelsea: I want to choose my own groom.
Clinton: But the boy is Bill Gates' son.
Chelsea: Well, in that case? Yes
Next Clinton went to Bill Gates
Clinton: I have a bride for your son.
Gates: But my son is too young to marry.
Clinton: But this young girl is a vice-president of IMF.
Gates: "Ah, in that case... Yes
Finally Clinton goes to see the president of the IMF.
Clinton: I have a young woman to be recommended as a vice-president.
President: But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.
Clinton: But this young woman is Bill Gates' daughter-in-law.
President: Ah, in that case? Yes.
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