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A female gorilla in a zoo became wild as she was "in the mood". The zoo veterinarian said that female gorilla was in heat. Situation was worse as there was no male gorilla. Zoo officials saw a Redneck working in the zoo.
The Redneck, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. The park administrators thought they might have a solution and went to meet Redneck and offered him $500 to have sex with the gorilla.
However, the Redneck put three conditions in front of authorities to perform the act. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this." The zoo authorities quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what his third condition was. "Well," said the Redneck, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500."
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The Redneck, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. The park administrators thought they might have a solution and went to meet Redneck and offered him $500 to have sex with the gorilla.
However, the Redneck put three conditions in front of authorities to perform the act. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this." The zoo authorities quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what his third condition was. "Well," said the Redneck, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500."
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