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Madonna, Al Gore, and LN Mittal all died in a plane crash. They reached St Peter's office. St Peter started deciding whom to send where?
He asked, Madonna, "Tell me about your deeds on earth"
Madonna: I was born as orphan, achieved a lot and did many things for underprivileged.
St Peter said, " I like your deeds, come and sit at my left side".
Next came Al Gore. The same question was asked to him. Al Gore said that he has done a lot to earth. Global warming is under control and human can live another 100 years on earth.
St Peter responded, "I like the way you think, come and sit at my right side".
St Peter saw that LN Mittal was becoming restless. He asked, "Mr Mittal what is your problem?"
Mittal responded, "I think you are sitting in my chair".
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He asked, Madonna, "Tell me about your deeds on earth"
Madonna: I was born as orphan, achieved a lot and did many things for underprivileged.
St Peter said, " I like your deeds, come and sit at my left side".
Next came Al Gore. The same question was asked to him. Al Gore said that he has done a lot to earth. Global warming is under control and human can live another 100 years on earth.
St Peter responded, "I like the way you think, come and sit at my right side".
St Peter saw that LN Mittal was becoming restless. He asked, "Mr Mittal what is your problem?"
Mittal responded, "I think you are sitting in my chair".
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