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Elvis had won a ticket to see Euro Cup. He was so happy, but when he got to the stadium and found his seat, he was somewhat disappointed. His ticket was for the last row. He became sad and started looking for another place. Finally, he saw an empty seat and decided to go down there. He reached the seat and asked the man next to the unoccupied seat if anyone was sitting there.
The man replied, "No."
So Elvis sat down and struck up a conversation, "Who would have a seat right next to the field and not come?"
The man answers, "Oh that was my wife's seat."
"Where is she?" the guy replied.
"She died."
"Oh, I'm sorry...don't you have anyone else to come with you, a brother, or friend?"
"No, they couldn't come."
"Why?"
"Because, they all are at her funeral"
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The man replied, "No."
So Elvis sat down and struck up a conversation, "Who would have a seat right next to the field and not come?"
The man answers, "Oh that was my wife's seat."
"Where is she?" the guy replied.
"She died."
"Oh, I'm sorry...don't you have anyone else to come with you, a brother, or friend?"
"No, they couldn't come."
"Why?"
"Because, they all are at her funeral"
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