Redneck Jokes
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You Might Be A Redneck If....
Your neighbors walk on your lawn thinking you have a garage sale.
You mow your lawn and find a car.
You prefer to cut the excess length of your jeans rather that hemming them.
You see a sign "Say no to crack!' and it reminds you to pull up your jeans.
You carry a can of paint to defend your sisters' honor.
Your father walks you to school because you are in the same grade.
You go to the family reunion to meet women.
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Your neighbors walk on your lawn thinking you have a garage sale.
You mow your lawn and find a car.
You prefer to cut the excess length of your jeans rather that hemming them.
You see a sign "Say no to crack!' and it reminds you to pull up your jeans.
You carry a can of paint to defend your sisters' honor.
Your father walks you to school because you are in the same grade.
You go to the family reunion to meet women.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~KANNADASMS.BLOGSPOT.COM~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**
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