Redneck Jokes
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Two rednecks were moving around in city and they came across a notice board that read 'Enter here for a chance at free sex.' Being clueless about the entry, they asked the attendant. The attendant said that they have to guess a number between one and ten. The first guy guessed five.
The attendant said, "Sorry, the number is eight."
Then came second redneck, he guessed seven and the attendant said, "Sorry, the number is three."
Puzzled, they came back to their home town. One of the two rednecks said to other, "You know, I think that contest was rigged."
The second guy, the smarter of the two, replied, "Naw, it's on the up and up. My wife won twice last week."
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The attendant said, "Sorry, the number is eight."
Then came second redneck, he guessed seven and the attendant said, "Sorry, the number is three."
Puzzled, they came back to their home town. One of the two rednecks said to other, "You know, I think that contest was rigged."
The second guy, the smarter of the two, replied, "Naw, it's on the up and up. My wife won twice last week."
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