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Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them for deer hunting. They bagged six big deer. When the hunters started to put the six deer into the plane, pilot objected that they could do this, as plane would be overloaded. At most, they could take four deer.
One of the hunters said, "Hey, last year our pilot let us take out six deer. It was the same model plane, same weather conditions, and everything. What's with this? We want you to allow us to fly out just like last year."
Reluctantly, the pilot permitted them to put all six deer aboard and the men climbed in with their gear. When they attempted to take off and fly, the little plane could go only a little further. They crashed in the wilderness.
Climbing out of the wreckage, one Redneck said to the other, "Do you know where we are?" The other Redneck replied, "I think this is about 100 yards further along than the spot where we crashed last year."
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One of the hunters said, "Hey, last year our pilot let us take out six deer. It was the same model plane, same weather conditions, and everything. What's with this? We want you to allow us to fly out just like last year."
Reluctantly, the pilot permitted them to put all six deer aboard and the men climbed in with their gear. When they attempted to take off and fly, the little plane could go only a little further. They crashed in the wilderness.
Climbing out of the wreckage, one Redneck said to the other, "Do you know where we are?" The other Redneck replied, "I think this is about 100 yards further along than the spot where we crashed last year."
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